Tonight’s theme was songs of No Doubt and songs that inspired Gwen Stefani. But who cares. Sanjaya sports a 7 ponytailed fauxhawk hairdo on tonight’s show—that’s all that matters. KIDDING! Too bad Phil Stacey couldn’t compete with Sanjaya for a hair show-off. KIDDING AGAIN. Sanjaya’s hair stole the limelight from Lakisha and Gina’s boots. AGAIN, JUST KIDDING. OMG, i can’t get the hair out of my mind. THE HAIR!

For the recap, the 3 divas: Melinda, Lakisha and Jordin did very well as expected. Blake did cool. Phil and Gina did better than last week. The 2 Chrises and Haley did fairly enough. Sanjaya’s hair did everything!

My “starmometer” for tonight’s performance show:

SIZZLING HOT

Lakisha Jones – Last Dance

Melinda Doolittle – Heaven Knows

Jordin Sparks – Hey Baby

Sanjaya’s Hair

HOT

Blake Lewis – Love Song

Chris Richardson – Don’t Speak

WARMING UP

Gina Glocksen – I’ll Stand By You

Phil Stacey – Every Breath You Take

WARM

Haley Scarnato – True Colors

Chris Sligh – Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic

COLD

Sanjaya Malakar – Bath Water (Don’t worry fanjayas out there, his hair will save him)

Please save Chris Richardson America!!!