Manny Pacquiao as Michael Jackson and some Aling Dionisia Jokes
July 18, 2009 by cd
The king of the ring as the king of pop. You know.
Some Aling Dionisia Jokes that i collected:
Sa isang sosyalerang salon:
Gretchen: “I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then treat it with lots of keratin extracts.”
Aling Dionisia: “I want my hair dyed gold, curl i to the fullest level then implant one diamond at the tip of every strand.:
Taob ang La Greta!
-Sa Las Vegas-
Waiter: May i take ur order, madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!
‘you iS!’
‘you is!’
‘you is!’
-siGaw ni aLing dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na aq sa ‘you is!’
“Si Pacquiao ay magiting na mandirigma. Send this to 50 people or magiging kamukha mo si Aling Dionesia…Madami and dumedma dito at nagsisi.”
“Ang ganda ng bigas!” Iyan ang sabi ni Mommy Dionisia pagkagaling ng Las Vegas, Nevada.
If you have an Aling Dionisia Text Joke aside from the above posted, kindly share it naman on the comments section below for some comic relief. 
VIDEO LINK: Aling Dionisia’s Ginebra TV Commercial
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July 19th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Astig talaga mga jokes kay Aling Dionisia. Classic!
July 20th, 2009 at 11:21 am
basta i like aling dionisia kc simple pero may dating at natural hindi tulad ng ibang celebs na super plastic at trying hard…go pacmom!
July 21st, 2009 at 9:41 am
ayoko kay aling dionisia pro ung nsa WOWOWEE n sya guz2 ko n pro konti lng
hehehe!
September 5th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Si aling Dionisia kasamang kumakain ng breakfast sa San Francisco Marriott hotel kasama si pacman and his family. Yung cute na baby girl ni pacman patakbotakbo sa restaurant na naglalaro.Sabi ni aling Dionisia sa apo…Iha,ingat…MADAPAKA.
September 10th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
ibon!
sagot ni manny nung pinahulaan ni aling dionisia kung ano ang brand ng make-up nito
September 24th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
” me seeds”
” me seeds”
” me seeds”
Sabi ni Aling Dionisia ng tumunog ang fon ni Manny.
” Manny! may me seeds ka”
October 29th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
ALING DIONISIA, PACMAN and FREDDIE ROACH at a FANCY RESTAURANT
ROACH: Mrs. Dionisia EAT ALL YOU CAN, DONT BE SHY, FEEL AT HOME!!!
ALING DIONISIA: Anu daw nak??
PACMAN: Nay sabi nya KAIN KA LNG DAW NG KAIN!! WLA KA DAW HIYA!! KALA MO DAW BAHAY MO TO!!
Peace! ^_^\/