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One Minute Movie Review: ‘Every Breath U Take’

"Every Breath U Take" has a few laughs but plenty of Piolo's abs.

EVERY BREATH U TAKE

Main Cast: Angelica Panganiban, Piolo Pascual
Supporting Cast: Dominic Ochoa, Janus Del Prado, Ketchup Eusebio, Nova Villa, Ryan Bang, Wendy Valdez
Director: Mae Czarina Cruz
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Released By: Star Cinema
MTRCB Rating: PG-13

Synopsis: Love is never a priority to this career-driven playboy until he meets a young woman who has been praying to find her one true love. But as they find themselves growing closer to each other, the crazy and seemingly accidental events surrounding them seem to put their lives in danger.

The Positive: Despite the resolutely empty-headed screenplay, Angelica Panganiban manages to bring out her signature “comedic charm,” which I must say, contributes to half of the film’s entertainment value.

The Negative: This movie started with an interesting premise about signs and destiny until it becomes highly implausible towards the end.

Some actors are better suited to straight-ahead dramas. Piolo Pascual appears to be one of them.

Quality:

Entertainment:

STARMOMETER SCORE: 6/10

“Every Breath U Take” – Official Trailer:

42 Comments on One Minute Movie Review: ‘Every Breath U Take’

  1. Alldway2000 // May 31, 2012 at 2:34 pm //

    BOM: the movie made P25M on its first week run.  Up to you to decide if it’s a flop or a super blockbuster! hahahaha

  2. Alldway2000 // May 31, 2012 at 2:32 pm //

    Zapcruz10, did u just caLL pIOLO A FAG? HEHEHEHE

  3. Annemichelle3505 // May 21, 2012 at 9:46 am //

    SOUNDTRACK plang…ohhh..nakakakilig na…grabe…I love and like it….a big WOW!

  4. GMADoubleNo1Where? // May 21, 2012 at 9:26 am //

    Weh? Ang GMA Films kaya ang Crappy =.) yung The Road at Jose Rizal lang naman ang magandang nagawa ng GMA films, while yung iba eh BASURA na =.) #Fact

  5.  Big check!!!

  6. GMADoubleNo1Where? // May 21, 2012 at 7:13 am //

    FYI GMA Fans, since LUGI at BINENTA na ang Beloved Network nyo, may sasabihin lang ako ;)))) Out of 100 Films na ginawa ng GMA films, 4 o 5 lang ang Maganda at may Kwenta while yung iba eh BASURA na ;))))) Yung Star Cinema naman, out of 100 Films, 4 o 5 lang ang di Maganda at Puchu-puchu pero yung iba Dekalidad at Blockbuster na ;))))) na Hollywood ang The Road pero ang tanong, may naiba ba? Sumikat ba ang GMA outside the Philippines? Ang ABS-CBN di na kailangang kumapit sa mga Hollywood chenes kasi may INTERNATIONAL Screening na kayang gawin ang ABS-CBN, di gaya ng GMA na kailangan pang kumapit sa kung sinu-sino para lang maipalabas sa ibang bansa ang pelikula nila. Wag kayong magbunyi dahil lang eh nakagawa kayo ng 4 o Lima lang na dekalidad na Pelikula dahil kung tutuusin, MAS MARAMING Basurang Pelikulang Ginawa ang GMA, di nyo lang pinapansin dahil INGGIT kayo sa tinatamasang Tagumpay ng Star Cinema Films na TUMATABO sa Takilya ;))))) So ano pa? At FYI din, kaya Maliit ang Net Income ng ABS-CBN dahil Kinaltas na lahat doon pati ang Utang nila ;))))) Kaya ano ang napala nyo? ABS-CBN may Utang pa rin? Pwes WALA na ;)))) Pero ang GMA, wala daw utang at mataas daw ang ratings pero ayun LUGI at BINENTA na ;))))) NGANGA mga Kapuso ;))))) AHAHAHAHAH!

  7. Zapcruz10 // May 21, 2012 at 6:42 am //

    well what is ur proof din na hndi 10 million ang 1st day gross show some prof fagot!

  8. Zapcruz10 // May 21, 2012 at 6:41 am //

    hahahahhaha bitter kung may ng loloko sa sarili kayo yun mga kanguso hahahaha

  9.   how did you know? Have you watch it? Thanks for that, you’re one of those who contributed for 10million in first day.

  10. bitterness is next to ugliness, that’s why all Kapuso are bitter as all them are not as pretty as Kapamilya…

  11.   Flop
    ba, kaya pala First Day 10million agad, ung The Road niyo na pinlabas
    sa Hollywood,  ayun $61,000 lang ang kinita more than 2million peso lang

    http://www.the-movie-times.com

  12.  how did you know? Have you watch it? Thanks for that, you’re one of those who contributed for 10million in first day.

  13.   Flop
    ba, kaya pala First Day 10million agad, ung The Road niyo na pinlabas
    sa Hollywood,  ayun $61,000 lang ang kinita more than 2million peso lang

    http://www.the-movie-times.com

  14. Flop ba, kaya pala First Day 10million agad, ung The Road niyo na pinlabas sa Hollywood,  ayun $61,000 lang ang kinita more than 2million peso lang

    http://www.the-movie-times.com/thrsdir/top60dir/top60.mv?may11_12+ByRank

  15. ay bakit nanood pa yang si Cebuana? sana sinuportahan mo na lng Gmeewww films nyo

  16. VEROLI1974 // May 21, 2012 at 12:32 am //

    AT  LEAST   ANG   THE  ROAD,   NAKARATING   AT   IPINALABAS   SA   HOLLYWOOD …  

    PUWEDE BA,  TIGILAN  NA   ANG   PAGPAPA- CUTE   NI   PIOLO …   HINDI   NA   BAGAY   SA   KANYA   LALO  NA’T   MALAPIT  NA  SIYANG   MAGKUWARENTA   ANYOS …

    SOBRA   NAMAN   ANG   PAG – PADDING   NG   STAR   CINEMA   SA   FILM   NA   ITO …   10   MILLION   PESOS   SA   1ST   DAY?  

    KAYA   PALA   SABI  SA   RADIO   PROGRAM   NI   CRISTY   FERMIN  (  NA   NANAY – NANAYAN   NI  PIOLO )  EH   PUWEDE   KANG  MAGBISIKLETA   SA   LOOB   NG   SM   CINEMAS   DAHIL   IILAN   LANG   ANG   TAO   SA   LOOB …

    WALANG   KUWENTA   ANG   FILM   NA   IYAN   BASE  SA   CRITICS’ REVIEW …   AT   MAJORITY   AY   PAREHO   ANG   PINTAS   NILA  …

  17. LoveTheMovie // May 20, 2012 at 10:20 pm //

    sus! manood ka na nalang ng The Road na hindi kumita.  threaten ka teh????? hehehehe

  18. lol 10m? holy crap! 

  19. Unknown // May 20, 2012 at 6:20 pm //

    i really don’t like the movie…. 
    it doesn’t have any sense at all…

  20. Alldway2000 // May 20, 2012 at 5:09 pm //

    wait for BOM to come out with the result before we make assumptions!

  21. Andami na naman bitter… Edi manuod kayo ng iba… Atlis kumita di katulad ng ibang movie outfit dyan…Kahit anung press release..Waley!!! hahaha

  22. Sinungaling ang Star Cinema.walang nanonod sa movie na yan.

  23. Cebuana // May 20, 2012 at 1:47 pm //

    10 million on 1st day! sinong lokohon nyo? Star Cinema tumigil na kayo sa pagsisinungaling, walang kwentang movie yan sayang lang pera ko.

  24. Alldway2000 // May 20, 2012 at 12:41 pm //

    The 2 main leads don’t have any chemistry at all.  It’s just another movie that is sooo predictable.  No excitement.  One more thing Piolo is not cut out for a rom-com.  He should just stick with dramatic roles.  The review above was right in saying it was full of Piolo’s abs.  How shallow can we get?  How gullible can we get?  Pinoys need to start watching movies with caliber and importance.  How about the hype that it made P10M on its first day???  How true is that????  Was it just a ploy to make people believe that it’s a very good movie so that they will go see it in theaters? 

  25. “The Road” naka-86% sa Rotten Tomatoes. 🙂

  26. Carlo68 // May 20, 2012 at 11:13 am //

    KC. . . Flop? Yan lang ang gustong gawing alibi ng shongang mga Kapuso na walang perang pangnood ng movies. Or masyado ka lang nasanay na flop ang mga movies ng GMA, kahit bumuyangyang pa si Aling Marian?

  27. Senyoraalicia // May 20, 2012 at 11:10 am //

    I don’t support this maricon!

  28. Senyoraalicia // May 20, 2012 at 11:08 am //

    star cinemas movies are crappy.

  29. Carlo68 // May 20, 2012 at 11:08 am //

    JAMES. . . Sori shongang Kapuso, may mga pera kaming mga Kapamilya at tapos na kaming nanood. Pero sa mga shongang Kapusong katulad mo, hintayin nyo na lang na ipalabas ng libre sa tv. Di ba yan lang naman ang hinihintay nyo?

  30. Carlo68 // May 20, 2012 at 11:04 am //

    LITO. . . Halatang ang laki ng pinagdadaanan mo a. Masyado na bang masakit sa loob mo na lagi na lang box-office hit ang movies ng ABS, samantalang nakakainsulto sa inyong mga Kapupu dahil minsan lang sa isang dekada kung gumawa ng pelikula ang GMA, super flop pa! Ganyan talaga ang buhay.

  31. Bitter lang yan sila Jopai…. Hahaha… D kasi kumikita pelikula sa kabila,…. Cguro naasar or naiinis yan sila nung nanood ng movie kasi naghintay cla sa mahabang pila…. hahaha

  32. Gaanu ba kalaki ang Floppppp? Wala pa akong nakikita nun, for sure ikaw lagi mong nakikita yan dahil suki ka ng kabila eh noh!….hahaha…. Hayaan mo pag may lumabas na dvd nato icocopy kita sa floppy disk!…. hahaha… Haslo!

  33. Anga! Marami na ang nanood!…. Sorry Pikachu!….

  34. Infairness nakapagcomment ka ng ganyan eh ikaw pa nga ang unang pumila eh!…. Bitter! Loser!…. hahaha…. Manood ka dun sa pelikula ng kabila cguradong pasok ka kaagad sa loobng sinehan at d muna kailangan pang pumila…. Ganyan naman lagi comment nyo eh na kapag malaki ang inilabas na amount sasabihin flop, sabagay don’t care ang star cinema dyan dahil kung d sila kumikita ng malaki eh sana up to present time wala ng star cinema. Kaya Lito, wake-up! its been more than a decade still kicking pa rin ang star cinema…. yung kabila ang flop, ilang years from now magsasara na naman yang GMA Films mo!….

  35. Infairness nakapagcomment ka ng ganyan eh ikaw pa nga ang unang pumila eh!…. Bitter! Loser!…. hahaha…. Manood ka dun sa pelikula ng kabila cguradong pasok ka kaagad sa loobng sinehan at d muna kailangan pang pumila….

  36.  Syempre nagpalabas na naman ng padded na resulta ang Star cinema, at least yun sa kabila honest

  37. flop ba yang 1st day pa lang 10m na? yung flop dun yun sa kabila! lahat na yata ng movie dun flop eh! wag na kayong bitter kc wala na kau magagawa! sadyang magagaling ang talent ng star magic/abs-cbn

  38. hahahaha walang manonood d2 flop ito..

  39. malaking flopppppppp….

  40. kakaboring ito saka walang kwenta..

  41. kapatidnetwork // May 20, 2012 at 8:49 am //

    tama flop na folp ito pangit…

  42. flop..hahaha

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