What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This brand new book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

From the Back Cover:

Q: Who keeps the ocean clean?
A: The mermaid.

Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?
A: Take away its chair.

Q: What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much?
A: They get indy-gestion.

The laughter won’t stop with Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids. With hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters, this book is sure to have kids rolling on the floor! These good, clean jokes are perfect for the young comedian in your family.

Product Information:

Title: Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids
Author: Rob Elliot
Format: Paperback
Category: Humor/Leisure
Number of Pages: 126
Size: 4.5″ x 7″ (portrait)
ISBN-10: 971-0453-25-4
ISBN-13: 978-971-0453-25-2
SRP: P120.00/copy

“Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids” is now available at all branches of National Bookstore nationwide.

New Book: ‘Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids’ originally appeared on Starmometer on July 10, 2011.

As the world gets set to celebrate the Royal nuptials, a Royal compatibility survey was launched for wannabe princesses who are now eyeing on the royal younger brother. The URL is www.canimarryharry.com.

The 11 questions in the quiz are all about Prince Harry. You will be tested on how you would behave in certain situations, what you would describe to be your personal style and whether, when it comes to the affairs of the Royals, you can keep quiet or run screaming to the tabloids!

In keeping with most of the news about the wedding of the century, this is just a bit of fun, so why not try the quiz now and check if you’re qualified to become a princess.

On the website, you can upload a photo of yourself and once you learn your percentage match with Harry, you can share the results on Twitter and Facebook! Why not also challenge your friends to find out who is better matched? This April 29th, as you watch Kate and Will beaming on their happy day, just think, next year that could be you and Harry!

However, even if you score 100%, you unfortunately won’t receive Harry in the post! :)

Visit www.canimarryharry.com to view and take the quiz or visit the Facebook fan page facebook.com/123regfans and enter by clicking on the survey app.

‘Can I Marry Prince Harry?’ Compatibility Test originally appeared on Starmometer on April 28, 2011.

Seriously, they are! The newest edition of the Oxford English Dictionary—considered the father of all dictionaries—has included those three words (how can you even use the second word in a sentence?).

Some interesting facts have been revealed by Oxford English Dictionary regarding “LOL” and “OMG.” Did you know that there was actually a letter writer who used OMG way back in…1917? And LOL, back in the 1960s, meant “little old lady”.

OMG, <3 and LOL are Now Officially New Words in the Dictionary originally appeared on Starmometer on March 27, 2011.

Major Major puts fans of tomorrow under rigorous training: Headbanging; Practicing the Human Wave; Glowstick Waving; Trying to Get Past Barricades, Gates, Fences & Bouncers! Their first Major Major Challenge is to get past their idol’s security.

Sikyu:

Major Major’s Fan Boot Camp 2: “Kurap”

Through extreme yoga exercises and poses, Major Major teaches fans to focus. Their second Major Major Challenge is to Stay in Line when getting their concert ticket.

Kurap:

Major Major’s Fan Boot Camp 3: “Surf”

Major Major makes ultimate fan trainees lift a dummy to strengthen their biceps and core muscles, so they can Catch Body Surfers. Their third Major Major Challenge is to catch band members who jump off the stage.

Surf:

Major Major’s Fan Boot Camp Videos originally appeared on Starmometer on November 8, 2010.

Vice Ganda, the resident judge of Showtime is one of the six comedians selected from Asian countries that are featured in the widely read magazine on its 7th Annual Humour Special.

The flamboyant gay comedian is set to star on his launching movie “Petrang Kabayo” from Viva Films.

Vice Ganda Covers Reader’s Digest Asia originally appeared on Starmometer on September 4, 2010.

Please take note that this is a subjective selection from among the most popular videos of 2009 and the ranking does not represent the top 10 videos that got the most hits.

Without further ado, we present to you our Top 10 picks for this year:

1. Surprise Kitteh!

2. Very Talkative Baby

3. JK Wedding Entrance Dance

4. NK Book Council – Going West

5. Post-It Note Animation

6. Amazing Beatbox Kid

7. David After the Dentist

8. Drunkest Guy Ever Goes Back for One More Beer

9. Baby Elephant Sneezes and Scares Himself

10. Ukelele Boy (I’m Yours)

Top 10 Viral Videos of 2009 originally appeared on Starmometer on December 25, 2009.

As John Lloyd takes a gay role in his next movie, he has a new tv commercial that has a similar theme somehow.

In the said tv commercial for Greenwich, John Lloyd saves a friend and lies on top of him, kinda like the cheesy scene from various romantic movies. But this time, they are both men.

Watch the tv commercial on the link below.

VIDEO LINK: Greenwich ‘Bromance’ TV Commercial

John Lloyd Cruz’s Greenwich ‘Bromance’ TV Commercial originally appeared on Starmometer on August 16, 2009.

The girl, named Kana, bested ten thousand other fans in the Japanese comedy show Snama Akashiya’s “Karakuri Terebi.” She flew to the UK and was able to meet, talk and touch her idols Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) and Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley).

The interviews are only partially subtitled but you’ll still find yourself laughing with the Potter-crazy Japanese girl. Watch the video via the link below:

VIDEO LINK: Japanese Fangirl Interviews Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint

Japanese Fangirl Interviews Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint originally appeared on Starmometer on July 22, 2009.

Some Aling Dionisia Jokes that i collected:

Sa isang sosyalerang salon:

Taob ang La Greta!

-Sa Las Vegas-

Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!

‘you iS!’

“Si Pacquiao ay magiting na mandirigma. Send this to 50 people or magiging kamukha mo si Aling Dionesia…Madami and dumedma dito at nagsisi.”

“Ang ganda ng bigas!” Iyan ang sabi ni Mommy Dionisia pagkagaling ng Las Vegas, Nevada.

If you have an Aling Dionisia Text Joke aside from the above posted, kindly share it naman on the comments section below for some comic relief. :)

VIDEO LINK: Aling Dionisia’s Ginebra TV Commercial

Manny Pacquiao as Michael Jackson and some Aling Dionisia Jokes originally appeared on Starmometer on July 18, 2009.

JUMP HERE to watch the video.

Michael V. as Alien in Yari Ka! originally appeared on Starmometer on August 24, 2008.

Actually, it’s a cool feature in Made of Honor website – the “make your own wedding photo with Patrick Demsey” as part of their promotion of the upcoming romantic comedy starring the handsome actor.

I made three more photos. The one with Angel Locsin, the other with Bea Alonzo and the last one with Anne Curtis. You can also add your own picture opposite Patrick Demsey. It’s easy and it’s fun!

Patrick Demsey with Bea Alonzo:

Patrick Demsey with Anne Curtis:

Patrick Demsey with Angel Locsin:

Sino ang mas may chemistry kay McDreamy?

Create your own Wedding Photo with Patrick Demsey here.

Marian Rivera and Patrick Demsey Movie, Anyone? originally appeared on Starmometer on February 18, 2008.

Video courtesy of Pepsi USA.

And here’s the making of the said tv spot as featured on Access Hollywood:

Justin Timberlake’s Pepsi Stuff Super Bowl Commercial originally appeared on Starmometer on February 6, 2008.